Funny Valantine Day Quotes for Facebook Status
1) "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
2) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
3) Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
4) Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
5) One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of
love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together
until maybe you fall in again.
6) "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
7) "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
8) "Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."
9) "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."
10) 'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
11) 'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
12) ‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
13) "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
14) ’A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement.’
15) 'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
16) "I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !
Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best
part for herself."
17) ‘It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.’
18) Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.
19) Today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
20) "Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end"
21) "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
22) "It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
23) I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
24) Some girls don't need flowers from their man, Some girls complain chocolates make them fat, Some girls do not need big romantic gestures, Please be advised that I am not like that!
25) IF YOU DON’T HAVE A VALENTINE ON VALENTINE’S DAY; DON’T BE SAD. MOST
PEOPLE DON’T HAVE AIDS ON WORLD AIDS DAY AS WELL
HAPPY VALENTINE Single-Double ;)
